Issue #154: June, 2006

Alan: Father, what are doing with Brenda?Edward: I am escorting her back to Port Charles so that she can be with Sonny and Emily will be free of him. Then I can find a suitable husband for her. Brenda: Edward, have you been getting lessons from Helena or something?

Honorable Mention

Alan: Father, where did you find Brenda?

Edward: It was easy...I saw her on tv. The show title couldn't have been more obvious as to where she was. Las Vegas!

Issue #153: May, 2006


Carly: Jase, look isn't he cute?

Jason: Carly, you know I can;t let you have a pet. You can't take care of your kids, how can you expect to take care of a pet. You can't so I'll get stuck taking care of everything, just like always.

Honorable Mentions

Jason: Carly, when I said get over Sonny, this is not what i meant.

Carly: oh no. jason, they turn sonny into a chimp

Jason: fo'real!?

Issue #152: April, 2006

Top 3 Vote-Getters

So, Courtney cheated on you ....and you left Brenda because of one Little Kiss?

Emily-so what are u doing tonight

Jaxs-calling for divorce::Emily-Me too::Jaxs-so u want to make out tonight?


Jaxs-I will Call u later

Emily-I will come to ur house right after the plan lands
(Emily and Jaxs)

Emily: I'm sorry, Jax. How many times do I have to say it? Please get that dumb look off your face

Jax: It really doesn't matter if you're sorry, Emily. I told you not to say my hair looks stupid.

Emily: (thinking) Well, it does.

Issue #151: September 18, 2005 - April 30, 2006

Sonny (thinking): This reminds me of when I pulled over suddenly & kissed Brenda for the first time all those years ago...

Ric: Sonny?

Sonny: Don't even think about it, Ric!
Author: Kiki

Honorable Mention

Sonny: .......And then the Ghost appeared in the car out of nowhere...

Ric: Stop it Sonny! Your really starting to scare me now!
Author: Dianna

Week 150: September 11 - 17, 2005

(Reese) "Jason, give me your hand"

(Reese) "Jason Please GIVE ME YOUR HAND"

(Sam) "He won't, he won't move, he won't blink, he won't do anything, I keep telling everyone this"

(Reese) "Oh for the love of God, no wonder why, his batteries are dead"
Author: Vee

Honorable Mentions

Reese: Why won't you shake my hand?

Jason: Ewww, I don't know where your hand has been and besides I don't like you.
Author: Dee

Reece: Hi Jason my name is Reece & I am sonny's latest bed bunny.

Jason: Ugh Here we go again!
Author: Dianna

Week 149: September 3 - September 10, 2005

Durant: Excuse me, do you have any Grey pupon?

Reece: Like i was saying ric...
Author: Dianna

Honorable Mentions

John: Boy, Reese, you just cannot decide which brother you want, can you?

Reese: Well, I thought I would just keep them both. What's it to ya?

Ric: Yeah, John, besides this way you can pick someone perfect for Carly.

Reese: Yeah, like a man in a white coat with a straight jacket.
Author: Dee

Durant: "I pee'd myself"::Reese: "Oh I knew I smelt something awful"

Ric: "Shhhhhh, let's just pretend he's not here, maybe he'll go away"
Author: Vee

Week 148: August 28 - September 3, 2005

Jason: Is this what you want.

Guard: Yes give me the key to Sam's heart.

Jase: NEVER!
Author: Dianna

Honorable Mention

Jason: Look a shine nickle you want it, Trade for the Gun..

Man: ohh a nickle..gimme gimme
Author: marmar

Week 147: August 21 - August 27, 2005

Courtnry: See Jax I can be a good mother?

Jax: Yeah right, When your nephews were kidnapped you never gave them a second thought and don't get me started on the foster kids you took in !!!
Author: Dianna

Honorable Mention

Courtney: Look Jax, I found a kid for us to practice parenting on!

Jax: Cool! He looks a lot like Sonny...and a bit like Brenda.

Courtney: Yeah, I found him across the hall. Who'd of thunk it?
Author: Kiki

Week 146: August 14 - August 20, 2005

C: what r ya giving jason?

dr.t:dope. do u want some? it might take the edge off?
Author: MinG

Honorable Mention

(Carly) "Hey, Hey, wait a minute, what the hell do you think you are doing, before you kill him and go to jail, I might need you to watch my kids while I go running around town trying to prove Reese is no good, so stop it now!"
Author: Vee

Week 145: August 7 - August 13, 2005

(Morgan) "Mama"

(Reese) "No, Morgan, Ducky isn't your mama"

(Morgan) "Mama"

(Reese) "No, Morgan, I'm not your mama"

(Morgan) "Mama"

(Reese) "No, Morgan Sam's not your mama"

(Morgan) "Mama"

(Reese) "No, Morgan Jason's not your mama"

(Morgan) "Mama"

(Reese) "Yes, Yes Morgan Letica is your Mama"
Author: Vee

Reese: See, Morgan, this is how a real mommy acts. She spends time with her kids instead of going off and getting married to a man she doesn't love and trying to make your dad jealous like your mommy is doing.

Carly(off camera): Reese, why are trying to take everything from me? waaaaaaa waaaaaaa waaaaaaa.
Author: Dee

Honorable Mention

reese:good boy morgan do u want to be my son?


resse:do u want to be my son we can run off and ill be a mom agin!

Morgan:will i be away from carly?


Morgan:ok good cuz i need to get away from that nutty woman who calles my her son

Resse:so u'll be my son


Resse:ok but we will have to come back for sonny
Author: dove

Week 144: July 31 - August 6, 2005

Sam: OMG!!!!

Jason: Who is it Sam?

Sam: Carly, she actually called before she is coming over!!!
Author: Dianna

Honorable Mentions

sam: i am sick tired of you calling here...quit saying brendas prettier...goodnight sonny, if u need somthing to do go find brenda..what..oh im so happy for u know carlys finally out of the picture especialy now that she looks worse then jasons ass,and we all know what jasons ass looks like, ew
Author: sami

(Sam) "He still won't blink, no matter what I do, he won't blink, he just stares!"
Author: Vee

Week 143: July 24 - 30, 2005

Brenda: To the bachelor behind door #1 - where would you take me for a romantic date?

Alcazar: I'd take you sailing around the world in my yacht.

Brenda: Hmmm...that reminds me of a time in my past I'd really like to forget. To the bachelor behind door #2 - same question.

Sonny: I'd take you to our island in Puerto Rico.

Brenda: Sonny?! Ok, game over - gimme bachelor #2 NOW!
Author: Kiki

Honorable Mentions

On The Next General Hospital: Sonny and Lorenzo, try and figure our how to open a door, which one will open it first? tune in tomorrow.
Author: Vee

Lo: Sonny, are you sure this will work?

Sonny: Trust me man, once we tape up the windows

Carly will never look for us here.
Author: Dianna

Week 142: July 17 - 23, 2005

Liz: Wow, 2 hunks fighting over me? I am sooo the new Brenda!!!
Author: Kiki

Honorable Mentions

Lucky: What do you mean Courtney's prettier than Elizabeth. No she's not.

Jax: Oh, Lucky, Courtney is so much prettier than Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: Hello you two, I am in the room here. And I think that everyone is pretty and sweet. Please don't fight when what we really should do is have a group hug. C'mon, group hug!!!
Author: Dee

Liz: Okay Stop it, No more fighting as to who looks better in a thong!
Author: Dianna

Week 141: July 10 - 16, 2005

Sonny: See I told you Brenda would thrive in Europe. I cannot wait to go see her.

Reece(off camera): Jeez, Sonny, I thought I was gonna be your new lover.

Sonny: You should've listened to Carly when she said you were my latest mattress warmer. Brenda is the only woman I will ever belong with or long to be with. So get over it.
Author: Dee

Honorable Mentions

sonny: michaels missing,but his toys are stil all over the god damn floor
Author: tina

Author: MinG

(sonny) "Damn, they never had to change batteries on Gilligans Island, Jason bring me batteries"
Author: Vee

Week 140: July 3 - 9, 2005

Carly: Lorenzo, how long do I have to keep this bag on my face?

Lorenzo: Just until you look like the real Carly. I think we're gonna need a bigger bag.
Author: Dee

Honorable Mentions

Carly: No wonder Courtney backed off Jason, Sam is not to be messed with!
Author: Dianna

CARLY: sam has a mean left hook.i should get courtney to beat her ass.
Author: MinG

Week 139: June 26 - July 2, 2005

(Nancy) "I want a raise"

(Maurice) "She wants a raise"

(Nancy) "I want more airtime"

(Maurice) "She wants more airtime"

(Nancy) "I want more vacation too"

(Maurice) "She wants more Vancation too"

(man behind desk) "Nancy just because you bought Mr.Benard in here with you does not mean you will get anything you are asking for, you are a woman over 40, you'll be off the canvas soon"

(Nancy) "Damn"

(Maurice) "I tired"
Author: Vee

Honorable Mentions

Sonny: Your Honor, it is not my fault that Alexis can't deal with the fact that I love Brenda and not her. I should not lose Kristina for that.

Alexis: But I really want to be with someone. Why doesn't anyone like me? Waaaaaa!

Judge: (thinking) Because you are a big lunatic!
Author: Dee

Sonny: (thinking) Brenda & I made out EVERYWHERE - beaches, alleys, catacombs, cars - but never in an office like this...

Judge: Mr Corinthos? Do you have anything to say?

Sonny: I wish Brenda were here.

Alexis: Huh?

Sonny: I mean, no - nothing. Sigh.
Author: Kiki

jugde- i got good news and bad news.the bad news is i cant possibly leave ur kids in yo custody. good news i saved a bundle on my car insurence.
Author: MinG

Week 138: June 19 - 25, 2005

Carly: I don't get one likes me anymore. They just don't understand that I know what is best for them and anything less is just unacceptable! I should be the most important person in everyone's lives!

Rachel: And they thought *I* was crazy...
Author: Heather

Honorable Mention

Carly: I just don't know how to get Sonny to love me. I've tried everything and I know this all stems from him never letting Brenda go. He just compares everything to her. I know she was and still is the love of his life, I just want him to give his heart completely to me.

Rachel: Wow, sounds like that's the kind of woman every other women want to be and every man wants to be with. Was she beautiful?

Carly: Oh, Brenda opitimzed the word beautiful in every way. She had this mysterious sensuality about her. She has every man on his hands and knees and she doesn't even work at it. It's enough to make someone sick! I wish she would have never come to Port Charles.

Rachel: Yes, so I've heard, I think Jax has mentioned her before, something about her being the untouchable love...........I guess he could never be what he wanted to be to her.........Sonny!

Carly: Don't get me started on all of Brenda's admirers!! Ugghhh, I just have to get out of here, I need to go see Sonny and see what I can do next to get him to fall in love with me!!!!
Author: Leah

Week 137: June 12 - 18, 2005

Coleman: If I had a dollar for how many woman I served because they were having Mr. Mob Boss problems I'd be rich by now ... Carly, Sam, you...

Reese: So do you have any advice to serve along with that drink?

Coleman: I'll tell you what I told them. Sonny is in love with one woman and one woman only.

Reese: Carly, right.

Coleman: Carly? That raving idiot? No, Brenda. Now she was a hot little number. He's loved her for years and never fell out of love with her. It was kind of freaky when Sonny was with Sam, she looks a little like her, but once she opens that yap of hers, she's nothing like her. She lacks the grace and intelligence of Brenda. So Reese let me give you the same advice I've gave the others... if your looking for a good time in between those black satin sheets that's one thing, but if your looking for love, forget it. Sonny's heart belongs to and will always belong to Brenda.
Author: April

Honorable Mentions

Reese: Where did you get this, Coleman?

Coleman: I "found" it in Sonny's old apartment.

Reese: Wow, Brenda really is the most gorgeous woman to ever grace Port Chuck. No wonder most of the men in this town have been chasing after her for so long.
Author: Dee

Coleman: Let me guess, you walked out on Sonny?

Reece: Yes, how did know?

Coleman: All the Brenda look a likes usually do.
Author: Dianna

Week 136: June 5 - 11, 2005

(Courtney) "For the 100th time you stupid idiotic Candyboy, she lovessssssssssss SONNY!!"

(Carly) "OMG I'm Carly #3 and Sonny must marry me at least 15 times, I even learned how to say Huzzzzzzzzzzzzzband"

(Rachel) "Don't know who they are talking about, but I'll take you"

(Jax)"they're talking about Brendahhhhhhhh"
Author: Vee

Honorable Mentions

I understand that I'm more manly and not that pretty compared to Brenda, but you're marrying me. Let her go man. Take a look in the mirror. Have you seen Sonny?? If I weren't his sister, I'd want a piece of that!!
Author: Reena

Courtney: How many women have you slept with again?!

Jax: Uh...NOT these 2!

Courtney: I'm a better lover than any of them - even Brenda, right?

Jax: Yeah, totally.

Carly: Humph! I used to ask Sonny that all the time - but HE never said "yes"!
Author: Kiki

Week 135: May 29 - June 4, 2005

Durant: Dr. I don't know what's wrong with him. He keeps saying I want to play with the pretty lady named Brenda hiding inside of Daddy's bedroom. It's freaking my daughter Carly out. I'm afraid it's driving her nuts.::Mike: It doesn't take much to drive that lunatic crazy Durant.

Doctor: Mikey calm down, this imaginary friend "Brenda", does she talk to you?

Mikey: She's not imaginary. She makes my dad happy, I never seen him smile until she came around.

Durant: Now I know he's crazy, Sonny never smiles.

Mike: Well my son did have an ex Brenda who was his one true love, but she's in Europe. But man let me tell you, she's was amazing and she did make my son smile all the time.
Author: April

Honorable Mentions

"Hold up, you put this brat on contract, and we get nothing?, I don't think so"
Author: Vee

Dr: This is how you found him?

Mike: Yes he has been meditating all morning::Dr: about what?

Durant: He wants his real mama back (Tamra Braun)
Author: Dianna

Week 134: May 22 - 28, 2005

Steve: No, that one just isn't flattering at all.

Kelly: This is the 12th suit you've had me try on - are you SURE none of them look good on me?

Steve: Sorry, but you gotta keep trying on skimpy bikinis for me & letting me ogle you until we find the right one.

Kelly: Ok...I guess. Hey, isn't that your wife over there watching us?

Steve: What? I gotta go!
Author: Kiki

Honorable Mentions

sam:after all this time, how can u say their fake.

jason:im just saying they dont look real

sam:why do u say that?

jason:the right ones bigger.

sam:dont forgot buddy,your brain damaged
Author: tina

Fake? Fake?! No honey... they bounce... see? They don't do that when they're fake!
Author: Jessica

Week 133: May 15 - 21, 2005

Mac: Is that Brenda on speed dial, Sonny?

Sonny: Yah, but shhhh, I'm trying to con Reese to use her FBI ties to get me out of here to Brenda.
Author: Sammy

Honorable Mentions

(Sonny) "OK that's enough! No matter how many of you come waltzing in my house, doing all sorts of things, I'm not going to believe any of you are Brenda, so you can all go home and stop pretending!"
Author: Vee

S- hey i told i have no clue where brenda is, if i knew i would not be here
Author: siera

Week 132: May 8 - 14, 2005

(Carly) "Honey, ok listen to me, you must put the batteries back in the remote control, please Michael, Mommy is begging you, Mr. Man you just have to, or Jasbot, I mean your uncle Jason will never be able to move again and will just be stuck in that position forever"
Author: Vee

Honorable Mentions

Michael: I want my mommy!

Carly: I am your mommy, Mr. Man.

Jason (thinking): How am I going to explain this to him again...
Author: Heather

c:why wont he look at me?

j:well u know its hard to accept a recast,especially you bc you like a monkey.


j:well its true lorenzo wont even look at you.
Author: sally

jason:carly,back off cant u see your scaring him.

carly:michael, whats wrong is it my face?

michael:yeah,sorry mommy
Author: tina

Dylan: Geez, the first girl was cool but had weird flaring nostrils, then there was the chicken-lady, now YOU - can't they give me a dog instead???

Steve: You read my mind, man.
Author: Karen

Week 131: May 1 - 7, 2005

Brenda (from under the table): Sonny, is the coast clear? Can I come out now?

Alexis: What was that?

Sonny: Nothing! Ok, Michael's under the table - we're just, uh, playing hide & seek...

Alexis: Riiiiight.
Author: Kiki

Honorable Mentions

sonny:so,alexis whos this black chick

alexis:your worst nightmare

sonny:she doesn't look like a nightmare::alexis:shes a shrink,sonny

sonny:its about time youve admitted your problems,im otta here
Author: scott cambias

sonny:dotor,cant u see her coming apart at the seems,she ought to be locked up for what shes thinking now.give it up alexis i wont sleep with you!
Author: tina

Week 130: April 24 - 30, 2005

kelly:please say your not looking at my playboy pictures again?

steve:dont flatter yourself,im looking at vanessa
Author: lizzie

Honorable Mentions

Jason: That is some good porn.

Sam: Sure is - I haven't done anything that good in'd you get it?

Jason: I used to videotape Sonny & Brenda from a secret peephole between our penthouses. I haven't spied on him in years, though.

Sam: I don't blame you - I've seen the chicks he's been with since!
Author: Kiki

jason=ur ex biker bofriend sent me these nudies of u,dont close ur eyes.i think their hot
Author: tina

Week 129: April 17 - 23, 2005

michael:im just like my daddy(sonny),i got ho's in all these area codes
Author: tina

Honorable Mentions

(aj thinking) "Why oh why haven't they come for this kid yet.....Whyyyyyyyyyy????? I left them a thousand messages where we are....why aren't they here yet!!!????"
Author: Vee

A.J.-"It's not fair! Sonny gets everything... Carly, Sam, Alexis, Brenda, Reese, Jason, Morgan, You..."

Michael- (Thinking)'oh brother... he's been complaining for an hour!'

A.J.-"Well not anymore, I'm taking you back, and then I'm gonna get Brenda, and then Carly, and then Sam...."

Michael- (Thinking)'give it up! it isnt gonna happen!'
Author: Beepers

Week 128: April 10 - 16, 2005

Sonny: Give it to me!

Reece: Wow, I had no idea you wanted me THIS badly.

Sonny: Don't flatter yourself. Brenda had a blouse just like the one you're wearing - I'm taking IT to bed with me tonight, NOT you!
Author: Kiki

Honorable Mentions

Reece: Aw, it was a gun in your pocket....I thought you were just happy to see me.

Sonny: You are not even in the same league as Brenda, I only want her.
Author: Dee

sonny:put ur blouse back on::reese:ur gonna make love to me NOW!!!!!

sonny:fine ,but dont get mad if i call u brenda
Author: Jane

Week 127: April 3 - 9, 2005

Sam: Do you think she'll notice that the baby has Brenda's eyes and Sonny's dimples?

Jason: Nah, Carly isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer!
Author: Kiki

Honorable Mentions

Carly: See this is how you hold a baby. You have to support her head or she could get brain damage.

Sam(to Jason): Apparently, no-one held Carly's head when she was a baby, because she certainly suffered brain damage.

Jason: Tell me about it.
Author: Dee

Awwwwwwwww....Is this a baby? a real baby? I never held one"

(Jason) "Ummmm, Carly you have two children"

(Carly) "No, silly Leticia does, I just gave birth"

(Sam) "I can tell"
Author: Vee

Week 126: March 28 - April 2, 2005

Sonny: Eenie, meeny, minny, moe okay Jason you get Sam.

Jason: That's okay you were just gonna take off to find Brenda anyway.

Sam: Man if this Brenda is as hot as she sounds, I'm gonna go find her myself.
Author: Dee

Honorable Mentions

j=calm down,this is sam.
Author: siera

(Sonny) "Blink!! Do you hear me...BLINKKKKKK!!"
Author: Vee

Week 125: March 20 - 27, 2005

Three Way Tie!

(Carly) "Hmmm, my throat is a little scratchy"

(Alexis) "Let me tell you something, you little two bit tramp, don't you think you can come into this hospital with a scratchy throat, and get me or my daughter sick, you disgusting vile person, I will put you and your creepy family away for the rest of your lives, you won't know what hit you, I'll see to it that you never have a scratchy throat again, if any harm comes to my daughter Kristina over that scratchy throat that you see as no big deal, you will pay, you will pay for the rest of your life, if you had any self-respect you would get up and leave this hospital and leave town, you would do it for Kristina, she is 2 years old, she doesn't need a sore throat, we all don't, why you would sit here and announce that is beyond me, Now get up and get out of here now! Do if for Kristina!"
Author: Vee

Alexis: Is that a hickey on your neck?

Carly: (covering it) No!

Alexis: Yeah, it is. Who's it from?

Carly: Sonny, of course.

Alexis: Come on, even I know Brenda's the only woman Sonny was ever really passionate with in bed.

Carly: Ok, ok - it was Lorenzo...maybe Steven...could have been Coleman...or that guy I met at Jake's the other day...(Alexis gets up & leaves as Carly goes on & on)
Author: Kiki

Carly: Alexis how many times do I have to tell you, there is no excuse to look like the living dead. A woman needs to fix her hair, put on makeup, look presentable for her man.

Alexis: Listen chicken arms, my child is missing, sorry if looking presentable is the last thing on my mind. Your children are missing and you sit here all made-up and calm. Are you insane? Your children could be dead and all you care about is how you look for Sonny? You are sick!!! If something happens to Kristina, I wouldn't be able to go on, I would want to die!!!

Carly: Now, now Alexis, stop beig such a drama queen. As a mob wife, I must look the part. Never let them see you at your worst and never let them see you sweat. There is just no excuse to come apart at the seams sweetie!!

Alexis: We'll here's one for you. Sonny didn't leave you because you just couldn't get along, he left you because he found Brenda and is making plans to spend the rest of his life with her. Once the children are found, he's out of here.::Carly: What!!! OMG, I can't go on, how am I going to live, he's going to leave me with those two boys. This isn't fair. I just want to die!!

Alexis: It's true what they say, you really are a pathetic loser!!!
Author: April

Honorable Mention

c- so how is ric in bed

a- he's not sonny but he is his ok

c- that what brenda said about jax
Author: scott cambious

Week 124: March 13 - 19, 2005

Sonny: Very interesting... I thought you said that you had something on me...this hardly incriminates me at all!

Reese: No, I said that I had something FOR you. Look on the next page, it's Brenda's last known whereabouts.

Reese looks up and sees Sonny bolting from the room yelling "I've found Brenda!" at the top of his lungs.
Author: Heather

Honorable Mentions

(Reese) "Here Sonny, here is your "Find Brenda Immediately" folder...Goodluck"

Reese: What do you think of your new identity?

Sonny: It's great. You're sure Carly won't be able to find me?

Reese: Not a chance.::Sonny: (sigh of relief)

can't wait to see Brenda - maybe she'll be wearing a blond wig again! Something tells me the Witness Protection Program is gonna make all my dreams come true...
Author: Kiki

Week 123: March 6 - 12, 2005

(Mike) "Sorry Jas, Sonny's is still bigger"
Author: Vee

Honorable Mentions

jason= mike, sonny is right your gambling is out of control and no i can't guess your waist size
Author: ming

m: son,if we put our heads together,we can eliminate candyboy from courtneys life FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: ashlee

Week 122: February 27 - March 5, 2005

Sonny: Brenda, it is you. I am so glad you called me to come.

Jax: Get out of my way, Sonny, I need to see my Brender.

Brenda(out of view): Boys, no need to fight I belong with Sonny, Jax. But, now you can have Carly, Courtney, and Reece.
Author: Dee

Honorable Mentions

Sonny: Brenda...

Jax: Me first!

Sonny: Are you kidding?

Jax: I'm taller!

Sonny: But I've got dimples.

Jax: She married me!

Sonny: And then chose ME. And she never called out YOUR name during nookie with me.

Jax: Dammit! You win.
Author: Kiki

Two Black Winter Coats: $400
A Winter Trip to a Ski Cabin: $700
The look on Sonny's and Jax Face When They See Brenda: PRICELESS
Author: April

Week 121: February 20 - 26, 2005

is: Kristina what did you and Daddy do all night?

Kristina: Mommy, there was a pretty woman here, she was nice and I like her so much.

Ric: Kristina, you mean Carly!!!!???? Carly is the only other woman here.

Kristina: No, she's a witch and didn't you listen to me buddy, I said nice and pretty!! She's in the closet in Daddy's room right now.

Alexis: You have a great imagination honey. Does this "make-believe" friend have a name?

Kristina: Daddy called her Brenda!!
Author: April

Honorable Mentions

(alexis) "no sweetie, you don't need new glasses, this is a costume party, we don't really look like this"
Author: Vee

a=sonny,can you watch kristina? me and ric are going to get are freak on
Author: ming

Week 120: February 13 - 19, 2005

I know I'm sad that Brenda isn't my mommy too.
Author: Sammy

Honorable Mentions

Michael: I picked this for you. My dad tells me you should always treat the woman you really love with respect and show her every day how much you love her. He said he did that once a long time ago. I'm a little confused, because my mom's name is Carly and all my dad kept saying was the woman's name was Brenda!
Author: April

michael:heres a pretty flower ,,for a pretty girl

kristina:were siblings

michael:not by blood
Author: siera

dont be sad christina, we have funerals all the time.
Author: michelle

(Michael) "Don' worry, it'll be a long long time before we're considered an "old timer" and get no air time"
Author: Vee

Week 119: February 6 - 12, 2005

Two Way Tie

Carly: So finally figuring out that Sonny will never love youlike he loves me has made you turn to booze...

Sam: Yeah, so tell me long did it take you to figure out that that you're nothin but a trailor trash slut, and you'll never be BRENDA!....

Carly: you bitch!

Sam: Thats me....oh and long do you think you have before she comes back?...cuz "she always comes back" .....right?
Author: susie

Sam: I washed my hair for that man!

Carly: I even ate for him and dyed my hair dark, so there!!

Sam: But nothing pleases Sonny!! All it is Brenda, Brenda, Brenda.

Carly: Face it Sam, if this was the Brady Bunch, we both be Jan, Brenda is definitely Marcia!!!!
Author: April

Honorable Mentions

Carly: See, Sam, I told you no matter how hard you tried you could never replace Brenda in Sonny's bed or his heart.

Sam: Well, at least I didn't dye my hair to look like her.

Carly: Give me a shot, make it a double.
Author: Dee

carly:do you know where sonnys at?

sam:where do you think hes not with me,hes not with you, where else could he be[sarcasticly]

carly:i dont know

sam:hes with the love of his life

carly:i told you hes not with me

sam:you really are stupid
Author: lizzie

Week 118: January 29 - February 5, 2005


Sonny: Max, what is the matter with you? You've been asking me for years to work outside and guard more than a hallway.

Max: Sure, Mr. C, but it's freezing. Couldn't this be your summer home? Besides, how am I supposed to help you locate, um, future Mrs. C from the front gate?

Michael: As if I don't know who "future Mrs. C" is by now.
Author: Heather

sonny:how many times do tell you to watch him?

max:Im sorry boss::sonny:i cant even have sex in this house ,because you cant make sure michael dosent walk im going back upstairs,Brendas waiting
Author: siera

Honorable Mentions

Sonny: So, who wants him?

(Jason runs out the door)

Sonny: Max, you take him.

Max: No way - he's your kid!

Sonny: Not really. I think it's time to find A.J. & apologize for taking his son...I just hope he'll take him back!
Author: Karen

sonny:max I told you to quit letting Michael out smart you.Your the bodyguard ,stupid
Author: tina

Week 117: January 22 - 29, 2005

(John) "Bond, James Bond"

(Lorenzo and Steven) "Can you grow up already!?"
Author: Vee

Honorable Mentions

Durnt:ok ,I brung you all here to decide who gets Carly

Lorenzo:wheres corenthos?

Steven:he went to londan
Author: geena

Lorenzo: What are you two doing here? Carly left me a message tell me to meet her here...

Steven: She left me the same message. What's going on?

Durant: Actually, the question you should be asking is how on earth you two educated men thought that my Carly voice was even close to the real two must really have it bad for her.

Author: Heather

Week 116: January 16 - 22, 2005

Kristina: Momma, who's Brenda?

Alexis: Brenda, why sweetie?

Kristina: That man over there took my crayons and paper and keeps drawing hearts and Brenda all over the page and told me she is going to be my new step mother. I'm confused. A couple of weeks ago that strange lady with the chicken arms was my step, my step... Uh, excuse me Mr. what did you call her?

Sonny: Step Monster, honey, step monster!
Author: April

Honorable Mentions

Alexis: See, Kristina, your daddy can just whip out his checkbook and make everything better. (thinking-I wish he'd make me feel better again, all night long)

Sonny: See, Alexis, I told you I can make anything I want happen. (thinking-man I cannot believe I once wanted you...ew!)
Author: Dee

Sonny: (writing) Dear Brenda, no matter where I am I'm always thinking of you & remembering all of the passionate encounters we've shared...

Alexis: Why doesn't anyone write love letters like that to ME?!

Kristina: (Looks her up & down & thinks: Maybe a new wardrobe, stylist, hairdresser & therapist would help?)
Author: Kiki

Week 115: January 9 - 15, 2005

Sonny: Well, well, well, if it isn't Curly-Q and old chicken arms.

Carly: Oh Sonny you do care, it's so obvious your jealous.

Sonny: Ah Carly, you know you always were delirious, but it doesn't matter. I just stopped by to tell you I'm going out of town for a long time, traveling to Europe, seeing the sites, getting married to Brenda. You know stuff like that.

Carly: Brenda. Oh Sonny you can't do this to me, how will I go on.

Sonny: Well for starters, eat something. Between you and Curly Q, one strong wind and the two of you are going down!!!!
Author: April

Honorable Mentions

Sonny: You can have her Stevie boy. I've been meaning to take the trash out for a long time.
Author: Reena

(Sonny) "Take her, Please Take her, I'll pay you anything, just take her"

(Carly) "hahaha, very funny, but your my HUZZZBAND"

(Sonny) "Steven, ignore her, she loves you now, take her"
Author: Vee

Sonny: What's going on here?!

Carly: Nothing (Thinking: Sonny wants me so bad - he's SO jealous right now)

Steven: Nothing (Thinking: I'm so lucky - Sonny is SO jealous I'm with Carly)

Sonny: (Thinking: At last! My rudeness & horrible behaviour have FINALLY made Carly leave me & find a new poor schlep to ruin - now Brenda & I will FINALLY be together) Have fun you guys - gotta go!
Author: Kiki

Week 114: January 2 - 8, 2005

Sonny: Awww, you guys remind me of when I carried Brenda over the threshold...

Jason: Uh, Sonny? You never actually married Brenda - you left her at the alter, remember?

Sonny: Don't ruin my fantasy - my bong has done wonders for my state of mind since I got stuck with Carly...
Author: Karen

Honorable Mentions

(Jason) "Please help me, her boobs way a ton"!
Author: Vee

(jason) yea she aint brenda but shell have to do till i can get the real deal for you here sonny....
Author: nik

Sonny: What is going on here?

Jason: It's not Brenda. I know she looks a little like he, but you do not get to have every little brunette that comes to this town. She's mine.

Sam: Jason, I need you to take care of me. I know you have your work and your secrets, but that is okay with me.

Sonny and Jason: Yeah, like we haven't heard that one over and over again.
Author: Dee

Week 113: December 26, 2004 - January 1, 2005

Courtney: I can't believe my two haven't even signed the divorce papers yet and he's already back with Brenda.

Carly: Uh-huh. they are close. Were they always that close? He was never like that with me...
Author: Heather

Honorable Mentions

Carly: Yep, I knew she would return as soon as she heard me & Sonny divorced. Look at her all over Sonny, and look at him all over her. Do you think he planned this so he can have Brenda back?

Coutney: Oh my god, sheis the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life, I would of planned it myself If I knew she looked like that!
I better go marry Jax before he hears she's back in town.....
Author: Maria

man that guy has a nice butt..
Author: nik

Week 112: December 19 - 26, 2004

(Sonny) "Yeah, I can't wait, When I get to Brenda, I'm gonna put my arms around her and give her a big hug"

(Lois) "You better give her more than a hug, you idiot!"
Author: Vee

Honorable Mentions

Lois: (Sniff) I miss Brenda!

Sonny: Me too. Remember how gorgeous she was...her chocolate-brown eyes, her silky hair, her tight little badonkadonk about yay big...

Lois: Sonny! I don't miss her in THAT way - go get a PlayBoy magazine or something!
Author: Kiki

Sonny- Ok so here is the plan, we are going to get Brenda to come here and teach you how to dress. It is year 2004, Stop dressing like your 21 and get with the times!

Lois- What you don't think my long airbrushed 1980's nails are in anymore?
Author: Maria

Week 111: December 12 - 18, 2004

(Sonny) "What do you mean I'm not her father? I father everyone in this town, so get lost"
Author: Vee

Honorable Mentions

Sonny: Alexis, seriously, why did you have to marry Ric? Do you know how confused she is going to be when she grows up?

Ric: What do you mean? I'm Uncle Step-Dad Ric!
Author: Heather

Sonny: What are you looking at, Alexis? We are just practicing for when she comes home with me.

Ric: Sorry, Alexis, I only married you so I could help Sonny win custody. Now maybe you'll like me, right Sonny!

Sonny: Not likely.

Christina(thinking): This is what I have to look forward to? Can I stay here in the hospital forever????
Author: Dee

Week 110: December 5 - 11, 2004

Durant (thinking): What do we have here? Jackpot, Sonny's journal!!! "She was the love of my life, my everything, but I knew I had to leave her, if only to make her safe, to save her from the madness of my world." (Durant: Hmm, maybe this bafoon really does love my daughter. ) (Durant continues reading)"I remember looking into her soft brown eyes, she was a little thing, with long black hair (Durant thinking, Wait a minute Carly has reddish hair, not too long....)"I remember her as she stood at the altar, I could see in the church, I knew in a second both of our lives would be changed and I would be losing the only real love I had ever known, but I needed to do this, for once in my life I needed to do something unselfish for the one and only person who would ever have my whole, entire heart.... So I left Brenda (Durant: Brenda?????)and I knew my life would never be the same. And all those after would be a substitute, something to pass the time"

(Durant finds a picture of Brenda and thinks: Damn, she's hot, not only is Sonny a bufoon, he's the biggest idiot in creation, he left her to marry that moron I call a daughter!!!????)
Author: April

Honorable Mentions

Durant: Whoa, Sonny & Carly have naughty pictures of themselves getting it on? Those horny little devils! Wait a minute (squinting), the woman is a petite brunette who looks nothing like Carly - who is she & why is this file labelled "Soulmates"???
Author: Kiki

Durant: What the....why did they every break up Sonny and Brenda? Even on paper they are more interesting than the scripts we get nowadays...
Author: Heather

Hmmmmm....I think I will have the Crab Cakes and a side of Sonny's A&^!
Author: Melanie

Week 109: November 29 - December 4, 2004

Jax: Ow, I think I broke a nail!

Courtney: Jax, these 2 really don't look enough like Sonny & Brenda for you to get into such a jealous rage...just ignore them next time, like most of the GH fans do!
Author: Karen

Honorable Mentions

(Jax) "Helllooooooo, can you people start giving ME attention, I'm the one that wrote the directions on my hand and now they're gone, now we'll never find our way to Kelly's!"
Author: Vee

Courtney: Why are you rubbing your face, Diego?

Brooklyn: Because he thinks it makes him look cool, like he's a big shot.

Jax: I got dirt on my hand! I can't have dirt on my hand. Candyboys do not get dirty....blah blah blah.

Diego: What is this the Twilight Zone?
Author: Dee

Week 108: November 21 - 28, 2004

Lois - so Brenda gave that to you to finish off Carly.

alcazr- Yes, it was her wish and being that she was the last one to be closest to Luis, I feel I have to honor her wishes.

Lois- It is about time Sonny & Brenda get back together.

Alcazar- Oh shut up lois, wasn't it you and and that winy 1/2 a singer Ned who made her wear a wire all those years ago? Maybe I should try this out on you.
Author: Maria

Honorable Mentions

Lois: What are you going to do with that, Lorenzo?

Lorenzo: I'm gonna knit a sweater, what do usually do with your guns? Because I knit with mine....Can you come back when you have some good questions to ask?
Author: Dee

(Lois) "Listen Lorenzo, I'm sure there is other options"

(Lorenzo) "No, there really isn't, I've tried everything Carly just won't go away, now I must kill her"
Author: Vee

Week 107: November 14 - 21, 2004

Carly: Dr. Who? She what?!!! Twins??? A boy and girl! Are you sure?

Sonny (thinking to himself): Oh, boy the sh!!s going to hit the fan now!!

Carly: Do you know something about Brenda having twins?

Sonny: Ah, Carly give me that phone!

Carly: Oh Sonny why would the hospital be calling you, it's not like your the father.

Sonny: Oh, boy I have some 'splaining to do now!!!

Carly: Oh no, it's not bad enough you spread your seed all over PC, now you're doing it in Europe too?

Sonny: Twins!!! Boy, I do have some potent sperm!!! Ah, Carly I have to go, you can have the penthouse, the boys, Jason and all the rest of my illegitimate kids, I'm booking myself a one way flight to Europe. See ya!!!!
Author: April

Carly: (rubbing her neck) Oh yeah, that makes me hot...

Sonny: What do you think you're doing??? Having phone sex with Brenda is MY thing - now gimme the phone!
Author: Kiki

Honorable Mention

Sonny: Carly, can't you hurry up, don't you see that I am waiting for you here?

Carly:(to person on phone): No, I do not want hime to know we found her.

Sonny: Found who?::::Carly: Brenda.....ooops!
Author: Dee

Week 106: November 7 - 13, 2004

Jason: It says here that you used to be a vampire named Livvie???

Sam: I'm just Sonny's pregnant ex-mistress. I heard you were going to become a doctor?

Jason: I'm just Sonny's enforcer - whatever that means.

Sam: We used to be way cooler than this.

Jason: Yeah, we suck.

Sam & Jason (at the same time): Wanna go get it on?
Author: Kiki

Honorable Mentions

(Sam) "Does dust ever get in your eyes, where you would actually have to blink"

(Jason) "Never"
Author: Vee

Sam: Hey Jason, what's that?

Jason- It is a note from Sonny, he wants me to raise this child if it were my own, see he has left Carly, you, me, the kids all of Port Charles. He is going back to his ONLY true Love Brenda.
Author: Maria

Week 105: October 30 - November 6, 2004

Sonny: Mike, how did is it I keep letting that skank Carly back into my life?

Mike: Michael, you're my son, I care about you, but you're a total idiot. If you hadn't let Brenda get away...

Sonny: I know I know...look, forget the coffee. Get me some scotch!
Author: Jyothi

Honorable Mentions

(Sonny) "I'm telling ya Mike, last think I remember was going to the church to marry Brenda, than the driver makes a wrong turn,stops, and some goon comes up to the car with a gun to my head, I get out, and I see someone else that looks EXACTLY like me get in the limo....and I wake up and it's the year 2004, what the hell is going on???

(Mike) "Wow, do I have alot to explain to you"
Author: Vee

Sonny: This one time, we went on the run & almost got bitten by a tarantula & a wildcat...and I proposed when we were about to get shot, but luckily we I proposed again when we got home & we were so happy...

Mike: (thinking) I better put some liquor in my drink - when Sonny reminisces about Brenda it's gonna be a looong night...
Author: Kiki

Week 104: October 23 - 30, 2004

Sonny: Come on, Ric, you know that you'll never make her feel the way that I did.

Ric: Why don't we let Alexis answer that...
Alexis: long as you don't mumble "Brenda" all the time, Ric has to be better!
Author: Heather

Sonny: Would you like it if I danced naked in that cage over there?

Alexis: That's a jail cell, you buffoon!

Ric: (thinking) Geez, Sonny must be really hard up for some action, being stuck with Carly and all - I better find Brenda so he'll leave Alexis and I alone...
Author: Kiki

Sonny: Come on Alexis, who's a better lover me or my brother?

Alexis: I object to this kind of questioning!!

Ric: Alexis this isn't a courtroom, you have to answer.

Alexis: Well, umm, let's see, how can I put this in the most tactful way?

Sonny: Come on you know the answer, I know the answer, just tell Ric.

Alexis: Well, Sonny, I have to go with Ric, you have a few, ahem, "short comings" and I'm not talking about your height!!!!
Author: April

Week 103: October 16 - 23, 2004

Carly: What are you waiting for? Shoot her, dammit!

Gunman: Uh, I don't think I can.

Durant: This is the woman you're so intimated by? Sorry Carly, you're my daugther and all - but Brenda's really HOT!

Carly: Oh shut up! I hear that from Sonny's lips every night while he's sleeping...
Author: Kiki

Honorable Mentions

As all the men in the bar stare, transfixed, at Sonny & Brenda dirty-dancing in the corner, Carly covers the side of her head to avoid being 'accidentally' shot AGAIN and wonders why Sonny never touches her that way...
Author: Karen

(Man with Gun) "Ok I'm telling you all right now, anyone of you run, she's getting shot"

Sound of footsteps all running!!!
Author: Vee

Week 102: October 9 - 16, 2004

Liz: ...and this is my son Cameron.::::Sam: Ahh...he's so cute! Is Sonny his father, too?
Author: Heather

Honorable Mentions

Liz-Sam i want to introduce you to sonny #100..'s sonny's baby..

Liz-yeah..isn't he's his and brenda's

Sam-finally they have a child...
Author: Lena

(Liz) "Yeah isn't he cute, this is Sonny's 10th child. And when are you do Sam"

(Sam) "Oh any day now...aren't we just so lucky to be living on this Island called Sonny's Harum"
Author: Vee

Week 101: October 2 - 9, 2004

Sonny: Where is she! You were supposed to find Brenda.

Coleman: Sorry man, but that wife of yours told me not to.
Sonny: You listened to Carly over me?
Coleman: How could I say no? She kept talking and talking and talking...I couldn't take it anymore!
Author: Heather

Honorable Mention

Sonny: What the hell have you done?! Why am I still married to a chicken???

Coleman: Relax, man - Carly will be served the divorce papers today, your & Brenda's marriage license will be ready tomorrow.

Sonny: Oh...well, good job then!

Coleman: Chicken, eh? Suddenly I have a craving for KFC...
Author: Kiki

Week 100: September 25 - October 2, 2004

Three-Way Tie for First Place

Carly: Where is Sonny, Jason? I know that you know where he is!

Sam: Yeah, where is he? What is so important that he left his wife, his mistress and his unborn child?

Jason: Ladies, you know I'm sworn to secrecy. But in this case I'll make an exception. You see Sonny is sick and tired of you psychos driving him nuts and he's had enough. He's gone and he's gone for good.

Carly (outraged): Where did he go? Sonny would never leave me!

Sam: Sonny would never leave his baby!

Jason: He's got more imporant things waiting for him. In Paris...
Author: Jyothi

Carly: Go on Jason make a decision.

Sam: Yeah, Jason, who's prettier and who do you think Sonny finds more attractive, me or Olive Oyl?

Carly: Olive Oyle!!!! Miss "I paid for by breast" and I'm going to flaunt them in every tight, revealing sweater I have!!!

Jason: I just have one question ... What's with all the Shirley Temple curls going on here?

Carly: Jase, come on you need to decide.

Jason: Can you both handle the truth? Both of you need a good hair washing and as to who Sonny finds more attractive, it's Brenda, it's always been Brenda. Carly, you've always been second choice, you got Sonny by default and Sam, you resemble her, so obviously Sonny was attracted to you, but the minute you opened that whiny mouth of yours, it was over. And while we're all standing here playing meeting of the "no minds", Sonny is on a plane on his way to Brenda. So now tell me, does it really matter who's better looking, you both lost him to his one true love!!!
Author: April

Carly: Jason ok now tell us whose boobs are bigger Mine or Sams?

*Jason looks at Sam and Back at Carly*

Jason: Come on Carly, your still in training bras Sam has got you way beat!!

Carly: Not even if I stick them out like this!!

Jason: Nope dosent help
Author: Lauren

Week 99: September 18 - 25, 2004

Sonny (thinking): Didn't I just do this? I know I said that I felt cursed before, but how many kids am I going to have? And how is it possible that not one of them is Brenda's?

Sam (thinking): Ahh, Sonny is going to be a great father to our daughter. And I think I saw my picture in his wallet...that has to mean something. I didn't get a good look, but I don't know what other brunette's photo he would keep in his wallet...
Author: Heather

Honorable Mentions

Sonny: Coochie coochie coo!

Baby: Goo goo...stay away from Brenda, you midget mobster...gurgle gurgle.

Sonny: Sam, Jax is the father of your baby, not me!

Sam: How do you know?

Sonny: Call it a hunch.
Author: Kiki

(Sonny)"......and than when your're 12, I plan to take you to your first broadway show, and than when you're 13, we'll blah blah blah...and than you'll be turning 30, we will have so much blah blah blah, and now you are a grown woman...blah blah blah........"

(Sam) "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Author: Vee

Week 98: September 11 - 18, 2004

(Alexis)"I've tried everything to get rid of Stick girl and Robot boy, but they never leave"

(Sonny) "Try harder"!
Author: Vee

Carly: Man, it's cold in here.

Jason: I know, they keep it at 65 in here all the time.

Carly: How do you know that...oh yeah...never mind.

Alexis (finishing a rant): And I will personally see to it that you pay.

Sonny: Okay, but all I said was "Hello".
Author: Heather

Sonny: Please, Alexis, you've got to help me! They follow me everywhere...I don't have a moment of peace. There has to be something that can be done.

Alexis: Hey, you're the one that is married to them!
Author: Katie

Week 97: August 28 - September 11, 2004
Extended due to down time for site transfer

Jason: Why are you surfing the net when we've got business to do? We've gotta make sure Sonny & Carly never get back together to torture everyone again.

Lorenzo: Just a sec, "SBelievers" has new video footage of Sonny & Brenda - I'm such a fan!
Author: Kiki

Honorable Mentions

(Lo) "OMG, man I think I'm going crazy, everything I read is saying I married Carly when she was in that coma, I didn't man, I DIDN'T!!!"

(Jason) "Yeah, you did!"
Author: Vee

J:Ok alcazar man sonnys gonna be mad when he finds out that you have been lookin at his naked pictures of brenda.

A:Well he is not gonna find out now is he.

J:Well man i don't know i tell sonny every thing.

A:Well come look at this pictrues and you will change your mind

jason walks over there

J:I see well i won't tell if you don't tell

Author: heather

Week 96: August 21 - 28, 2004

Mike: Go put on your chastity belt young lady - you will NOT give it up to Jax, do you hear me?

Jax: Relax Mike, at least there won't be a triangle with me & Sonny fighting over the same woman AGAIN, since he's Courtney's half-brother.

Mike: I wouldn't put it past these writers!
Author: Karen

Honorable Mentions

Mike: What the heck are you doing with Candyboy?!

Courtney: Well, I can't exactly obsess over and get knocked up by Sonny, like all the other women in Port Charles, since he's my half-brother - Jax is a good second choice!

Jax: Aren't I always...what does he have that I don't have?

Mike: Brenda - they eloped to Puerto Rico last night.

Jax: Damn!
Author: Kiki

Jax im going to tell you one more time, take courtney on another trip on your plan so I can stop hearing her whin about how she still loves jason. Or I'm going to disown her.
Author: sandra pavao

(Jax) "don't let Her I mean Me come over there and punch you in the nose"

(Courtney) "Yeah, I'll I mean He'll kick you right out on your butt"
Author: Vee

Mike: Your with Jax now, you're brother's sworn enemy?

Courney: Yes we are and there's nothing you can do about it.

Mike: Your dead to me. Do you hear me - dead!!!

Courtney: Dad, you know that's Sonny's line

Mike (giggling): Yeah, but I always wanted to say that. I'm only kidding you know anyone who's been with Brenda and never touched that skank I have to call a daughter-in-law is o.k. in my book!!!! Ahhhhh, Brenda, now she was an angel!!!!::
Author: April

Week 95: August 15 - 21, 2004

Sonny: "Michael, this is Robin, uh, Jason's true love, I mean (cough) Jason's friend."

Robin: "Wow, Sonny, I see that you're really happy with Carly and your kids. I guess it won't bother you then if I tell you that Brenda's getting married to a French man and she's pregnant."

Sonny: "WHAT??? Not MY Brenda. She's mine and no one else can have her." (Turns to Carly and Michael). "Look, it's been real, but I gotta get outta here and go get my Brenda before I lose her forever! BYE!"
Author: Jyothi

Honorable Mentions

Sonny: See, Michael, this is Robin and this is her angel, Stone. He was a terrific guy who left too soon. Ah, those were the good ole days when Brenda was with me and we were happy...

Carly: Alright, Sonny, enough already. You know I don't like it when you talk about her, blah blah blah.

Michael:(thinking)I can't believe that she is my mother.
Author: Dee

Sonny: See that statue Michael, thats what your bitty of a mother will turn into soon.

Carly: I don't like you Robin, your Brenda's friend and I hate all of her friends and-- wait what did you say about me Sonny?

Sonny: I'm gonna go see Brenda, bye Robin.

Robin: Wait, what about Carly?

Sonny: Don't worry about her it takes her five minutes to process what I say.

Carly: And another thing Robin-- wait where did Sonny go?::
Author: Marie

Week 94: August 8 - 14, 2004

Felicia: Carly, look, there is nothing more I can do for you. There is no use in witholdiding Brenda's where abouts anymore, he knows where she is now. Sonny will only ever love Brenda, I'm sorry, he gave me this DEAR JOHN letter for you.

Carly: okay, I still have time to have another baby quick.. I just need..

Felicia: Uhh Carly, Sonny is already gone. He left yesterday!
Author: Babsbrendafan

Honorable Mentions
4 - Way Tie

Felicia: "Here take a look at this picture of yourself."

Carly: "I don't see ANYONE in that picture, the only THING i see is a pole or something"

Felicia: "Exactly,now what do you say you go eat a couple of cheeseburgers"
Author: Vee

Felicia: It's as we suspected, i went through sonnys things like you told me too and i found this in his brief case

Carly: *sighs* ugh a naked picture of brenda... AGAIN!
Author: Lauren

Carly: What the heck is that?

Felicia: It is a picture of Sonny and Brenda.

Carly: But, that looks recent, when was it taken?

Felicia: Yesterday. Carly, you asked me to follow Sonny and I told you it would be a bad idea. They are destined to be together. But at least you might be able to have Lorenzo still. That is if Lois hasn't gotten him to forget all about you.
Author: Dee

Carly - What is this?

Felicia - This is what sonny has been in search of

Carly -"Brenda" There must be a mistake...

Felicia - No,i've done my work!

Carly - He loves me!

Felicia - He loves brenda, and you can't change that!!!

Carly - Brenda, never left sonny's heart!!!
Author: Ana

Week 93: August 1 - 7, 2004

(Lorenzo) "Nope, I don't see that anywhere on this paper, it does NOT say that I married Carly when she was in a coma!"

(Sonny) "Yeah it does, see look closly it says it right here"

(Lorenzo) "I know what you're trying to do and it's not gonna work"
Author: Vee

Honorable Mentions

Sonny: So you got a ransom letter too?

Lo: Yep.

Sonny: What does yours say?

Lo: That they kidnapped Carly and they are demanding $1 million dollars for her safe return.

Sonny: $1 million, my says $5 million.

Lo: I guess they figured you have more at stake, I mean her being the mother of your children. What are you going to do?

Sonny: Hell I give them $100 million to keep her. I'm going to find Brenda!!!

Lo: I hear you Corinthos. By the way, what's with your friend Lois. You think she be interested in me, she's a little firecracker.

Sonny: Do you realize we have just been given a precious gift? We can be with the woman we really love and never have to see that whiney pain in the a$$ again.

Lo: Want to go for a beer?

Sonny: Sure.
Author: April

Sonny: "Yes! It's a letter from Carly telling me she's going to give me a divorce. Now I can go and be with my TRUE love - Brenda!"

Lorenzo: "Yes! It's a letter from Carly telling me she's leaving you and wants to be with me!"

Sonny: "You can have her!"
Author: Jyothi

Sonny: So? Did you get me the info?

Lorenzo: Yes, I found Brenda for you, she's in Paris. What about Skank-err Carly and her little demons?

Sonny: Well, after punishing myself for the last 5 years over Lily's death with Carly and those kids that she thinks I believe are mine, I am ready to be happy again and Brenda is my happiness. I don't give two ***** about Skank-err, I mean Carly. She's all yours!

Lorenzo: I haven't done anything that bad
Author: Barbara

Week 92: July 24 - 31, 2004

(Emily) "Um, Hi Sonny, I um, well I um, well I'm pregnant, and um well everyone is telling me that you must be the father, so I'm well sort of just here to ask you a question if that is ok, so here it goes, Are you?"
Author: Vee

Honorable Mentions

Sonny: I was having a great Brenda daydream until you so rudely interrupted - are you, like, my next 'petite brunette wannabe' or what?

Emily: Keep it in your pants, buddy...come to think of it, I better not stand too close to you - I'm ovulating!
Author: Kiki

Sonny: "Quick Emily, before my pesky wife finds me. Get me my clothes so I can get the hell outta here and go find Brenda!"

Emily: "Oh my goodness.. Sonny you must have amnesia. Don't you remember, you let Brenda get away AGAIN. You told her that you wanted to be with the loser Carly!"
Author: Jyothi

Week 91: July 17 - 24, 2004

Lois: You know Michael, your daddy used to be in love with a wonderful woman named Brenda.

Michael: Is that why you try so hard to please daddy and it doesn't work?

Carly: Of course Mr. Man!

Sonny: (thinking) Used to be in love?
Author: Marie

Honorable Mentions

Lois: Michael, I was just telling your daddy about the new L&B Records.

Michael: L&B?

Lois: That's right. The L stands for myself, Lois. And the B stands for...

Carly: Someone else. Michael, lets go see what Mommy bought you today!
Author: Heather

(Entry by Vee should be in the 2nd honorable mention position, however the entry didn't transfer properly to the voting page).

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